If you meet god what would you say or do?

Question

First of all i aint gone never die but if i do die i`m gone slap god upside tha head and tell that ****** to go get me a grilled cheese sandwitch and some tacos and then if god say somthing i`m gone slap him upside the head and be like take that god take that

Answer 1

Be careful. He'll step on you like a bug and squish ya.

Answer 2

Hmmm, meeting God; eh. I suppose one day that might just happen, yet I'm not going to die either if I can avoid it; and so far I haven't. If I ever were to die ( I just can't see it, but you never know ) and did have the opportunity to some how enjoy an audience with the One I'd probably try and work the conversation around to some refreshments as well, but as God would be my host and with consideration to God granting me existence as well as providing somewhere to fulfill this life as well as an after life I couldn't be anything but grateful, none of the rough stuff with God for me. I'd just take up some space on the Celestial couch and enjoy the diggs, oh that would be so cool if they had tunes and peach pie; maybe a cigarette too.

Answer 3

Hey, have considered life is meaningful?
You believe God is alive, or exists so if you understand there is a powerful, Ultimate Being, God why would you disgrace him like you have? The One who made Earth and all humans, you think talking crap to him is the smartest thing?

Try taking your question seriously, don't wait to meet God. Pray to him right now, seriously for forgiveness of being idiotic and ignorant. You are not ignorant and considerably disrespecting the One that created you is very stupid. If you want to live forever like you said, begin to Aprecciate and Love the Almighty God you know is there.

If you try reading the Bible, or if that's boring, I know how it is, on Sundays turn on the TV and watch 20 minutes of a church show
Theyre on basic channels people watch. Just love God, and follow his path in what he wants to do for your life, which will make your life better All the confusion will go away. It happened for me, at first I didn't believe in God and I tried it and things got way better for me.
Think about it, friend, If people following what God wants is so bad, why do so many people do it? Don't you think there is some benefit?

So just try loving God, and doing what He wants you to do, like what is in the Bible and what a preacher may say and then you can live forever and Love the person who is the best to love, and You are Loved by Him right now. Just open yourself to Him and He will let you know what to do, and you two can eat whatever you want together, as Creator and child.

If you want to talk, or any questions email me friend, and don't keep disrespecting God or anyone who believes and knows Him to be true.

Answer 4

First of all I would never disrespect my Gods like that. I would perform a full henu first and foremost. Then I would thank Them for everything They have done for me. Lastly I would ask if my purpose for being on this earth was fulfilled as They had planned.

Answer 5

you are such a pig after all God does for you that's how're your gonna treat Him? He put his Son on the cross for you how dare you even say that or think that.

If i saw God i would be in total awe and thank Him for my life.

Answer 6

Hello Ihatebush.. :)

I will say unto my Lord my God..into thy hands I commend my Spirit and when I finally see my Lord face to face..I will fall down on my knees..I may be too much in awe by His Holy Presence to even speak.. :)

In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)

Answer 7

I agree with "EyeLovesJesus"
I hope you can soon learn the immense lkove that God has for you.
God Bless You
B

Answer 8

Beg for forgiveness.

Answer 9

bow down before Him.

Answer 10

Look up
is it lighting there?