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A question that has always intruiged me, maybe it was just some guy witnessed that the eggs... um... "came out" and what came out was the thing that grew up to be the thing they ate. So before the eggs hatched, they cracked them open and were dissapointed, only to find it made a tasty snack, that then evolved into a breakfast food. Your theories on this?

2006-08-08 15:12:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

12 answers

umm lol that funny i never thought about that but it does make you wonder wtf was wrong with the first guy that ate eggs lol

2006-08-08 15:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0 1

You do know that eggs do not come from the chicken's "butt", right?
I think it is because people, even long before they were people, have always viewed animals that were smaller and weaker than them as tasty. The young of defenseless birds has always been a favorite food source among primitive peoples.
I use defenselessness is a relative term, watch any goose video on AFV.

2006-08-08 15:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by Aurthor D 4 · 0 0

You have the wrong perspective. Back then chickens weren't domesticated they way they are today. People were hungry and would eat anythign that didnt make them sick. All sorts of bird eggs were fair game. People also ate insects (grubs are an excellent source of protein) and a much wider variety of plants and berries.

2006-08-16 01:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Funchy 6 · 0 0

In all reality, the first egg consumed was not a chicken's, or even a bird's.

It was probably first consumed by accident and that person probably did not witness its dislodging from the nether parts.

After they found out it tasted that good, they didn't care!

2006-08-16 03:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by pynkbyrd 6 · 0 0

I would say an idiot. First thing that comes out of its butt? Who was the first guy? an idiot. Better do some more researching on this one chicken little...

2006-08-08 15:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0 1

Eggs don't come from a chicken's anus, they come from its vagina. It's just considered more polite to say they come from the chook's bum, even though the concept is far more disgusting than what really happens.

2006-08-08 15:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by cnwb 2 · 1 0

lol.... how funny.... good question. I guess when your hungrey you'll look anywhere for food. Same thing goes for why would someone put stuffing up a Turkey's butt? LOL...

2006-08-08 15:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chicadee 2 · 0 0

an what about the first guy to say, "you see that cow over there?" "Im going to drink the liquid that comes out of its ti ts, the calfs seem to like it"

2006-08-12 15:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by justin l 5 · 0 0

He must have been able to see an EGG PLANT.

2006-08-15 16:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by William B 1 · 0 0

I had indigestion and severe heartburn EVEN before I read your question,Know, i am going to barf....You desribed that whatever it was well.

2006-08-15 17:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by FELINELOVER 5 · 0 0

I think it was the same person who didn't care for Jimmy cracking corn, but wrote a song about him anyway.

2006-08-08 15:20:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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