What is the WORST date you have ever been on?

Question

I think my most memorable bad date would be this part time fireman asking me to wear nipple clips so he could dominate me! He even handed them to me to wear while at dinner!!!! Needless to say, I slipped the waiter a twenty and begged him to show me out through the back door - which was through the kitchen - and I never saw him again.

Answer 1

OMG don't even get me started.....it was about 20 + years ago. My friends set me up with him, he picked me up on his motorcycle and we took a late night drive down to the back roads of the airport, which I didn't agree upon. There is an area down there called spider gates, it was suppose to be haunted and cult rituals happened in there, some people died, got killed in spooky weird ways, it was all a bunch of folklore stories to keep kids from making out in there, but anyways.... he pulled over and said he had to tell me something...""ready for this"" he said he came back to this time to find his soulmate, he was from a time before Christ was born, he's been searching space and time for this soulmate and I was her, and the only way we could go back to his time and truly be together is to kill ourselves. Of course Im completely freaking out by now... so I decided to run through the so called haunted woods, and he's screaming for me to get out of there because the dark lord was in there and if the dark lord killed me then we couldn't be together because my soul would be surrounded by demons making it impossible for him to save me, Well thank god a police man drove through and seen him standing there yelling into the woods....because I don't know where I would be today. I had to explain to the cop why we were there, needless to say the nice policeman called for the wagon and then drove me home. I never heard from the freak after that night thank god. Sorry to say that this is a true story. Not all blind dates end happily ever after.

Answer 2

Well, at my high school, there's a Friday where all the seniors take out a junior of the opposite sex on a date. My date was a rugged handsome guy. During the entire day, maybe it was because I didn't match up to his expectations (he was rumoured to only like Asians), he wouldn't say more than five sentences to me and chose to watch the Summer Olympics on the big-screen television over my shoulders. It wasn't until we were coming back from the date that we had a conversation.

After the date, we never talked again.

Answer 3

The first and only blind date I ever went on was the worst.

She was a very attractive girl that was a friend of my neighbor. I mean very attractive. That should have made me suspicious. She turned out to be a PSYCHO! First of all, keep in mind that I was seventeen and she was sixteen. This was supposed to be just a dinner and a move kind of date. I showed up to pick her up, expecting to have to endure the parent meeting. She came running out of the house and met me half way down the driveway, jumped in my car, and told me to leave QUICK! I could immediately tell that she had been drinking, both by her breath and the way she staggered/ran to my car. I figured at that point, it was either going to be a really great evening, or a really bad one. It was bad.

During dinner, she somehow managed to get ahold of my car keys and wouldn't give them back. However, she seemed to have sobered up considerably and had been drinking Italian sodas at the restaurant. I didn't mind too much letting her drive to the cinemas since it was only about a quarter of a mile away and shared a parking lot with the restaurant. Of course, she didn't drive straight to the theater, and she didn't let my car get very much below eighty mile per hour, either. I thank God to this day that no one was hurt.

Half an hour later, we made it back to the movies, got our tickets, and sat in the pretty sparsely populated theater. She dozed off about ten minutes after the lights dimmed, then woke up about an hour later and decided she wanted to get romantic. Romantic and LOUD. Despite the fact that there were only about ten other people in the theater, the other people did want to enjoy the movie, and my date's volume was making that difficult, so an usher was summoned.

When the usher showed up, my date got even louder. However, this was YELLING at the top of her lungs the worst four-letter words my dad the Marine ever taught me. She also refused to leave the theater, so the manager was called next, then the police. By the time the manager got involved, I had gone out into the lobby and was talking with the concession stand manager. My date was still inside the theater screaming at these guys. They actually had to stop the movie and refund the other peoples' tickets.

Two cops showed up after about twenty minutes and one of them pulled me aside and asked me what happened. By the time I told him the full story, then repeated to the other police officer, my date was being led to a cruiser. The second officer asked me for her address and told me that they would be taking her home to her parents. Humiliated, I left, too.

I had no sooner gotten home (it was about 10:30 pm) and told my stunned parents the story when my date's dad called my house. He was hopping mad and told my dad what a rotten little &$@*$&! I was for getting his little girl drunk and driving her all over ^$(# at 100 miles an hour and getting her arrested and blah, blah, blah and how we were all going to pay for this and he was going to kick our blah, blah, blah. My dad later told me the guy was pretty clearly smashed himself. We guessed that maybe the whole family had gotten hammered together earlier in the day. Anyway, my dad called up the police to report this lunatic's threats and the same two officers showed up to take our report.

Nothing more ever came of it, except that I never said much more to the neighbor girl that set up the blind date. Oh, and some years later, the girl's dad was involved in a violent stand off with police and is, I believe, still in prison.

As I said, that was my first and only blind date. May God bless and keep you.

P.S. I think the one right before mine (chrissyIm37) should win.

Answer 4

First date, seemigly cute and nice guy I met in my gym
the guy told me that he was really into me, then suggested that i convert to his religion so that we can have a serious relationship, then rambled that he wants an educated wife because he plans on having six children and homeschooling them. His face was serious. I asked him if he was awared that I'm an MBA student with a job lined up, and that it's our very first date.
He said he recognized true love, and that he knew I'd make an amazing wife and mother
I walked out, because I thought it was a prank to dump me
He kept calling for months.
He was not abusive or rude, but I was sooo creeped out

Answer 5

A friend of mine wanted to go see the movie "The Godfather" at the drive-in with her boyfriend. Her mom wouldn't let her go alone, so she had to double-date with someone. The guy her boyfriend brought along was a real creep, but she begged me to go just so she'd get to go. When they took me home after the movie, the creep tried to kiss me. YUCK. I never did that again. No friend is worth that. EEEwww!

Answer 6

I was on a date with this guy that asked me out and I barely knew him. Well, I said yes and so the whole night I was trying engage in some conversation to get him to say something but he would only say yes and no. I felt really awkward.

Answer 7

This women refused to clean that nasty croch of hers and needless to say i didn't and wouldnt NEVER.I met her on line it sucked it was horrible.

Answer 8

well i kindda refer to my last relation ship as first date that lasted to long, so it was damien. bad kisser bad elsewhere, could be a real mean sometimes... anyways im out of that now

Answer 9

well with a hot guy who had no weiner