snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Daemon, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
2006-08-08 14:12:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
salad is hell.
2006-08-08 14:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jedi Baptist 4 · 9⤊ 8⤋
Don't know how to answer you. You seen a little out there. FYI the word Daemon means Demon. It's a way of putting his name out there more without saying Satan. Are you a christian or an athiest?
2006-08-08 14:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya know what... there is no reason for anyone to put anything like this online..you are totaly dissing christians and Jesus...i don't want to hear what you think but that was wrong...someday you will understand the truth....every knee will bow and confess (say) that Jesus is Lord...<><
2006-08-08 14:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start drinking more prune juice, cause your full of it.
2006-08-08 14:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need Satan my friend. Only his love can save you
2006-08-08 14:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
repeat after me...."YOU'RE VERY SICK"!!!!!
2006-08-08 14:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋