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After living my chaste, godly, righteous human life, I'm gonna have ALOT of steam to blow off.

2006-08-08 13:07:57 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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nono, you gonna be spanked for that...

2006-08-08 13:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by rei 3 · 2 1

What we call a universe is an energy field.
We come from a genetic point in that field.
When we die, we return to that point.
It's a matter of going from quantum energy
to particle energy and back.

I would suggest that you wait until the next
time you show up somewhere, and then
let off a little more steam.
Life does require a certain amount of balance.
Evidently, you've been too far to the right.

2006-08-08 13:17:02 · answer #2 · answered by kyle.keyes 6 · 0 0

You may get a suprise the bible says that there will be no sex in heaven Luke 20:34 or marriage
Angels are sexless or all male.
Revelation 20:6 says they will be kings and priests and will rule over the earth. Do you think you qualify to be a king or a priest and rule over the earth.
Better to hope you make it to a paradise earth
Jesus said the meek will inherit the earth

2006-08-08 13:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When you sit in the presence of your maker you will be in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much aaaw by his love you probably wont want to do much, but worship him. We only think we know what we want because, our flesh is always talking. You know how ya feel when you know your loved, this is real and when we sit with love nothing will ever compare, flesh will not inherit the kingdom of heaven. Just think about sitting and talking with Jesus and God this should be sufficient, enough even for eternity, with no pain, sorrow, sickness, stickers, perfect weather, and new earth and the new heaven, i believe it will be more than any imagination could even start to think it will be.

2006-08-08 15:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by nospaceslowercases 1 · 0 0

Heaven is only there for the people did sin and then turned there lives around so No you can't sin in heaven

2006-08-08 13:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Juanita M. 1 · 0 0

I am a Muslim I would have to say Yes. It certainly comes under the definition of "which you ask for" According to Holy Quran

41:32 "Therein you shall have (all) that your inner-selves desire, and therein you shall have (all) for which you ask for."

But how do you know that the Quran is truely God's word? If you want to know I suggest this article

http://www.muhammad.net/quran/amazingQuran.htm

And remember you just don't get into heaven without any effort. You need to prove yourself worth it. Also whatever you ask for there won't be a "sin" there.

2006-08-08 14:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Usman Farooq 2 · 0 0

Bad Ann, stirring up the ant's nest...

No Ann, you get a harp, wings, and a seat way in the back where you get to sing the praises of God forever, and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever .... well eternity is a long time and you get the general idea.

And getting to heaven is harder than a democrat trying to sneak into a public Bush event ;-)

The way to do it is to blow all your steam right up to the moment of death, then repent :-D

2006-08-08 13:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by bobkgin 3 · 0 0

no there will be no sin and you don't get to heaven by good works it says that all have sin and fallen short. the only way to get to heaven is believe that Jesus is the Lord and confess it with your mouth. in hell it's not a party you will burn and the devil will torture you but in heaven it will peace and the streets are made of gold and God made mansions for each and every one of us

2006-08-08 13:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by Karly P 2 · 0 0

You had better enjoy yourself now in this life because payday is
ell!
Gal 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

I would not call that fun to have to look over my shoulders all the time or
worry about payday.
In Christ in Love,
TJ57

2006-08-08 13:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by TJ 57 4 · 0 0

Personally the thought of spending a good chunk of eternity in a do-nothing paradise where everyone is all lovey dovey, goody-two-shoes, and let's all get along gives me the chillls.

Give me the Heathen afterlife. A nice quiet corner in my Goddess's realm where no one will bother me. Now that would be bliss.

2006-08-08 13:13:02 · answer #10 · answered by Abriel 5 · 0 0

You're missing out - go ahead and blow all the steam you want (and anything else you want). As long as you accept Christ as your savior before your die, you get a free pass - what you do before that doesn't matter.

2006-08-09 04:49:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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