2006-08-08 12:57:56 · 6 answers · asked by Ashley N 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yo mama so fat, her belt size was equator
Yo mama so fat she sits in two time zones
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat, she causes a blackout when she sits
Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....
Yo mama so fat, people jogged the marathon around her
Yo mama so fat, God couldn't light earth till she moved
Yo mama so fat, she went on a date with high heels and came back with sandals
yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she buys to airline tickets
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to heck
Yo mama so fat, we're in her right now
Yo mama so fat, she lies on the beach and no one else gets any sun
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, she put on lipstick with a paint roller
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo mama so supid, he got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid she triped over the cord of a cordless phone Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mama so stupid, she put m&m's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread from the baker
Yo mama so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minuites
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a silence car alarm
Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama so stupid, she took the pepsi challenge and chose jif Yo mama so stupid, she thought Boyz || men was a day care center
Yo mama so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Disneyworld and saw that sign Disneyworld left, so she went home
Yo mama so stupid, when the computer said "press any key to continue" she could'nt find the any key
Yo mama so stupid, she got a doughnut and returned it cause it got a hole in it
Yo mama so ugly, she went in a haunted house and they offered her a job application
Yo mama so ugly, she makes Shrek look sexy
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, that when she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up
2006-08-08 13:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw yo mamma diggin through the dumpster. I asked her what are you doing? She said holiday shopping.
2006-08-08 20:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by Medical and Business Information 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger poped out of G. Washingtons nose.
2006-08-08 20:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma got one big tit and one little tit.
They call her Biggie Smalls.
2006-08-08 20:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's p*ssy is so nasty, they make them eat that sh*t on Fear Factor.
Your mom's so fat that when I f*cked her, I had to slap her a*s and ride the wave in.
Your mom's like a brick...she's flat, and she's always getting laid by Mexicans.
2006-08-08 20:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's so nasty, when I pulled down my pants to fcuk her, my d*ck grew legs and ran away.
2006-08-08 20:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by Tony N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋