Somebody forgot to turn the open closed sign over! Can you believe that? No wonder they came in! I want that person fired!
2006-08-08 11:38:03 · 13 answers · asked by tripledigit67 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
That same person forgot to lock the door.Actually,they left it wide open,and the illegals thought it was open for business and just walked on in.
2006-08-08 15:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-08 18:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lock the door & turn out the lights.
2006-08-08 18:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you want that person fired; but give me the hat!
2006-08-08 18:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-08-08 18:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe they forgot to post it in spanish??????
2006-08-08 18:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come again?
2006-08-08 18:52:15 · answer #7 · answered by iwonderrr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then
2006-08-08 18:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-09 09:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, well
2006-08-08 18:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by 20 and lovin' it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋