If Dr. Phil and Oprah had a child, would humanity be saved?

Question

Times are rough. Religon has decieved people for thousands of years. Oprah has been warning us of an imminent doom if we do not change our un-Oprah ways. Prophecies and mentions of three anti-Oprahs have been recorded and studied. The first anti-Oprah is pondered to be Napoleon. The second anti-Oprah is said to be Hitler. Who is the third anti-Oprah? Oprah has been giving us clues to who it is. I have researched her many works and have found clues hinting that it is George W. Bush. How did I find this out? I used her birthdate of 1/29/1954. Sifting through my collection of "O" magazines, I checked the first article of each edition (1, meaning January), skimmed to the 29th line (the day of her birth), and recorded the 1st letter, the 9th, the 5th, and th 4th (hence 1954, the year she was born). What I got was shocking. It explained to me exactly the outcome of our planet if we do not stop the third Anti-Oprah.

The 3rd Anti-Oprah was mentioned as "The son of the 41st King of the New World.". George H. W. Bush, George W Bush's father, is the 41st president. The New World refers to America.

Who will stop him? I sincerely believe that if Dr. Phil and Oprah had a child, this child would have the ability and power to stop George Bush. With Dr. Phil's compassion and superior reasoning skills and Oprah's charisma and brute strength, this Holy child can put an end to George Bush's atrocities. Please, take this information into consideration and spread this vital knowledge to your loved ones! The end is near!

Answer 1

Wow, I love your imagination.

Answer 2

No, I do not think they would have a super-baby. The end is always near, like Friday the 13th, what so and so predicts, etc.
Some people like Nostradamus have predicted some similar things like Oprah but you can't go by that. You need to live everyday to the fullest because anything can happen at anytime.

Answer 3

ok, i believe the third anti-oprah is tom cruises new baby.it's being kept in captivity and nurtured into the ultimate anti-oprah. that's why nobody has seen it. and that's why the crazy couch jumping on the oprah show. it was a spell. i think a baby with dr. phil and oprah would save the world. let's pray it happens.

Answer 4

I got tired of reading the drivel you were spouting out, so I don't think I'm qualified to answer this question. However, I do have an opinion, interestingly enough. Oprah and Dr.Phil aren't God, I agree. GW sucks, I agree. But don't confuse the "deceptions" of some organized religions with God, who does exist, who does not deceive, and whose word we should be listening to instead of so much Oprah and Dr.Phil.

Answer 5

Hold all your information up to a mirror and then you will see the truth.. You have it all backwards....their child will be the anti-Christ.Plagues locusts famine floods...nothing can compare to what their child will do to the earth!!!! Repent and see the light b4 you succumb to Oprah's well laid plans of word conquest.

Answer 6

Maybe I'm the 3rd anti Oprah. You are so clever.

Answer 7

What you really have to do is become a member of the Oprah book club, and then you will really start to see the unfolding of your suspicions...

Answer 8

Good gawd, the world would be brainwashed & picking lint out of their belly buttons & & praying about their diseases & doing interventions & reading fake biographies by fake 12-steppers.

Do we really need all that?

Answer 9

I don't think it would help the rest of us, but man, I'd hate to be that kid... Imagine the nagging after the first illicit cigarette puff in middle school... He or she would probably gouge out their own eardrums to escape the perpetual nagging and lecturing...

Answer 10

No, we would be doomed for life. Thoes two have beliefes more strange the most religions.