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I got a broken heart and I'm bored to death. make me smile please

2006-08-08 11:30:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going
to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says:

"F******ck dude......how much water did you drink?!!"

Hope u liked it :)

2006-08-08 11:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by tut_3an5_2aamoon 1 · 0 1

You are 19. Love at that age hurts just as much as when you are 30 or 40. The thing to remember is that there will be men that come and go, know yourself first. Starting looking for qualities that will match your personality. Be yourself, because there is nothing like a man who loves you for who YOU are. Yep, then he's a keeper, because he would never do anything to hurt you. Don't ever feel like you need a guy to be complete, if you are confident, you will have your pick of the lot.

2006-08-08 11:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by Marilyn C 4 · 0 0

Hi Cristy, I gotta tell you, You are beautiful. I'm am so sorry to hear that you got your heart broken. BUT look at the positive side. You woke up this morning, your beautiful, and everything WILL get better. Good Luck and if you wanns talk send me an e-mail.

2006-08-08 11:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0 0

Broken hearts are a fact of life.......however look at it this way, it means you have not found the one yet and there is something better out there. Just be paitent and oneday he will find you when you least expect it and this broken heart will be a meer memory. Best of luck :-)

2006-08-08 11:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

get used to it; it's not the last time it will happen. It's a fact of life. Just remember, with each relationship you learn something (or should) about yourself, and about the type of person whom you are searching for. Good luck, and realize that we've all been there.

2006-08-08 11:36:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're young and you have years and years ahead of you to find the right person for you. This just wasn't meant to be, but sooner or later you will find the right person, and it will be so so good you will look back on this moment and wonder why you were ever upset about losing this person at all. Trust me! Good luck to you:)

2006-08-08 11:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by jay j 2 · 0 0

awwwww feel bad 4 u ..... Im sure u can get over it.. because its just all a learning experience until you meet mr right ...or even ur soulmate....In a few months time you might say you wouldnt change a think about having ur heart broken coz it led u to something much more special.......take care honey..

Adrian..;-)

2006-08-08 11:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i'm dealing with a similar ingredient, i think of which you will desire to in all probability injury up with your boyfriend now and tell him you basically decide on it sluggish. It provides time to communicate to the two one in all them greater and get to be conscious of the 19 year old greater proper until eventually you come back to a decision. i be conscious of it may in all probability make you unhappy to interrupt up with your bf you have now basically like me, even nevertheless it does help so which you would be sure who you like greater wish that helped =] -Jenna

2016-09-29 01:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cheerup a broken heart, hhmmm keanue reeves, smiling yet ,how about winnie the pooh, he will always love you and you can hug him any time. cream of the crop , elmo, tickle him and he will make you laugh,lol see you feel better already, happy to help

2006-08-08 11:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by sonny 3 · 0 0

You will probably break many hearts before it's said and done. Better now than married and three kids by the azzhole.

2006-08-08 11:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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