A guy once used this on me...
I would have brought you a drink but you'd have thought that I spiked it...
I would have brought you a flower but you might have been alergic...
I would have smiled but you would have thought I was a weirdo...
So here I am just asking, can I smile and by you a drink whilst playing with my stem??
One of they ones you had to have been there, made me laugh....!!
2006-08-08 12:48:36
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answered by janni 2
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Don't really have a chat up line-but do get doozies on here-my favourite is.......'.Wow! u really in The Bahmas? Must be paradise, can I see u boobs?'. That gets a B/D...Block and Delete! 'Hey love ur smile, could die in ur eyes'. That on gets u the ignore button. My all time fav though is ASL.(age sex location)...LOL LOL.
2006-08-08 11:00:44
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answered by Rogue 3
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I think my favourite chat-up line is "my love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in". Never used it, never will, but it makes me giggle.
2006-08-09 08:16:05
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answered by gigglingirl 2
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the most efficient line is "hi"... maximum women folk examine into tacky lines, so men do not use them. you should keep issues effortless, in case you want a good woman. yet another large ice breaker is "(ladies call), tell me what you want about your self..."
2016-11-23 16:32:55
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answered by ? 4
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i've had bad luck with the chat lines,,,sorry,,,no help here.
2006-08-08 10:57:16
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answer #5
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answered by texascrossfire 2
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well these have been used on me, they didnt work only made me laugh , just about....
is your surname jacobs because your a cracker!!........
come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up!!
2006-08-08 11:33:04
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answered by sam g 2
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my cat is called tigger whats yours,
a large gin and tonic?
hell thats an odd name for a cat
2006-08-08 10:59:17
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answered by LordLogic 3
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hi i'm steve i'm in2 fast cars ,fast women& i like all water sports tell me r u wet yet ....works every time
2006-08-08 10:58:43
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answered by keithrichardsdealer 1
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nice legs, what time do they open ?
2006-08-09 10:10:28
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answered by charlie c 3
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as joey puts it so well in friends ".... how you doin?...."
2006-08-08 10:59:07
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answered by welshwife 4
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