do you think jesus would have been good in bed, or do you think he would have made a lousy lover?
2006-08-08 10:48:04 · 24 answers · asked by crazyman_2 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think he would have been a very considerate and skill-full lover and so likely would you were you to develop some faith.
Aside to Malcom G. I'm sure he must have had at least two good BM"S per day since he usually had two meals!
2006-08-08 11:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by Silva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God needs nothing
why disrespect Him as if He were trash
He gave His life for you and for all
No bed was needed remember
He was laid to rest after His most sorrowful passion
You do not understand love
For Love has Not been Loved
How dare you insult God who has given Himself for you
by giving Himself as a Sacrifice on a Cross
Back up Judas stop betraying Our God with your corrupt kisses
He is A Mighty God
A Powerful God
And all you have said has been recorded by Him
and will be played back to you when
the time comes
And when it does
you ask Him yourself
This way it will take the guessing out of all
your corrupt thinking
2006-08-08 11:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Mary Magdelene knew for sure.
It's funny how the suggestion that Jesus didn't live like some chaste monk and that he might have had sexual relations is so offensive to some people. I suppose the suggestion that Jesus had a bowel movement at least once a day to be equally offensive. How dare anyone suggest that he had normal bodily functions!
2006-08-08 10:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by Search first before you ask it 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reported!
2006-08-08 12:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Debbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reported!
2006-08-08 10:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Atheist, But I think he would've been lousy as most men in those times had no concept of female pleasure.
2006-08-08 10:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd be a very lousy lover.
2006-08-08 10:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U tell me. He's the one who invented sex.He has the will to make u an impotent or even make yr penis fall off, if he wants. U know what why don't u ask him yrself directly he's listening but don't fear any type of revenge from him 'cause yr too tiny to deserve it & because he has pitty over simple minded lost ppl like. I'll pray for yr soul.
2006-08-08 11:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by Lola j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To say that this is gross is to say that sex is gross. Although it may be an irrelevent question when it comes to faith. I would not say it is gross. Obviously this person is just trying to piss you off. Enjoy your anger. All it means is that your faith can not stand up to questioning. I think he would have been good in bed for the time. Considerate, etc. But not understanding femininine pleasure the way we do know. But we would have to ask his wife wouldn't we. Oh well.
2006-08-08 10:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by ushabug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well,lets not judge by a look.I am a rock and metal fan,so I like his long hair.And usually the guys who don't look like can make pretty nice company in bed...
2006-08-08 11:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by Inuyasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋