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The f.ucking b.astard!

2006-08-08 10:37:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Non-Alcoholic Drinks

I've made the last six cups. I've been counting.

2006-08-08 10:41:25 · update #1

B.ASTARD. B.ASTARD. B.ASTARD.

2006-08-08 10:56:13 · update #2

Of course I asked him Bananose and Praktiktennwhatever, of course he know's how to make f.ucking tea!

2006-08-08 12:03:16 · update #3

19 answers

Try using your womanly ways. If he thinks that there may be a chance of him putting his hee-hee in your hoo-hoo, it won't be long before you have tea coming out of your ears.

Or you could take the Eric Cartman approach an say

"hey b;tch, get back in that kitchen and make me some pie, or I'll kick you in th nuts"

2006-08-09 03:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 4 0

Given the choice between making the tea and virtually any other 'chore' in the house I'd willingly choose to make the tea.
(unless boiling the water involves lighting a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together).

2006-08-08 17:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Quasimojo 3 · 0 0

Because he's a lazy son of a bitc h & you're much too good for him. Tell him to make his own damn tea. Better yet, make your own and don't bother with his. He'll figure it all out eventually.

2006-08-08 19:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 1 0

Cause he is male and they dont do that. Just make your own sod him next time lol
Yeah right he would go mad, I bet. Roll on the tea lady, and I bet the b@stard is sat on the sofa watching tele?

2006-08-08 18:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by Pinkflower 5 · 0 0

Ok, did you ask him? He is not a mind reader. Next time just make tea for yourself and when he says, where is mine, say, "in the kitchen waiting for you to make it. Oh, why you are there, please make me another cup of tea."

Hopefully in time he will get the point.

2006-08-08 18:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by banananose_89117 7 · 0 0

I'll have to go with ohiokate.

If thats not enough, kick him in the nuts. Trust me, we hate that.

2006-08-08 20:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Skull 4 · 0 0

Tell him,"Make the tea or I'll cut you off."

2006-08-08 17:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because he knows he's no good at it and he'll get into trouble if he brews it wrong?

2006-08-08 17:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by SilverSongster 4 · 0 0

i wouldnt make you tea either unless i had some arsenic

2006-08-08 17:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by tigerman 3 · 0 0

go and make some tea but not him.
Tell him if he wants tea he can get his own.

2006-08-08 17:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0 0

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