Professor PANCHER, 73 1/2, was found "wrestling with a problem" under the auspices of the U.N.?

Question

at 0-one-hundred hours this A.M. "Famed biologist found masturba@ting on the U.N. Plaza"

"I don't know what came over me," said a passing stranger. "I was kneeling in an unusual position outside the U.N. when I was suddenly exposed to a change in the weather." A spokesman for the Professor Pancha said in an earlier statement, "He's had it hard of late." The Prof. was remanded in a customs shed off Staten Island "for his own good," a policeman remarked to a crowd of drunk journalists. "People of this caliber should be eaten alive," said a Republican men'sroom attendant. "It's people like that who make NewYork interesting, and they must be deterred."Those were the days, my friend. Tra la la la.

Answer 1

Good fiction writing I guess, bad place for it...location, location, location...

Answer 2

This is total fabrication and rude. You won't survive.