Why is Jesus F'ing christ?

Question

I have always wonderd this but why is jesus F'ing christ? I mean cmon he is the same guy? Please honost answers no stupid ones!!!

I do belive in god and all that bull$hit, but im up for satan, dont make fun of my religion, and i wont make fun of yours.

Answer 1

This may be offensive to some people though it's censored, but this should explain why the F word gets thrown in there...

History of the word F--k
(written by monty python)

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word f--k. Of all the English words beginning with f, f--k is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F--k, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. F--k from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, f--k falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John f--ked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley f--ks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the f--king work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too f--king much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is f--king beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a f--k". As part of a word: "abso-f--king-lutely" or "in-f--king-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "f--k the f--king f--kers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word f--k, as in these examples used as the following words;
- fraud: "I got f--ked at the used car lot"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really f--ked now"
- dismay: "Oh, f--k it!"
- aggresion: "don't f--k with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this f--king question"
- inquery: "who the f--k was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the f--k is going on here"
- incompetence: "he's a f--k-off!"
- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and play hide and go f--k yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:
F--K YOU!

That's a fairly well proliferated piece from Monty Python, which, I think applies to what you're referring to.

Again, I apologize if that offended you, just trying to help.

This really shouldn't be in the Religion Section as it is in poor taste, and very offensive to Christ followers (myself included) Saying that is taking the Lord's name in vain, which is a sin. It's not necessarily blasphemy as someone else mentioned, but it's definitely not something anyone should say.

Answer 2

What do you mean give a honest answer, this is not a question you can really lie about because it's all in the bible. And, what do you mean he is the same guy, the same guy as what? Jesus is not f'ing Christ, Jesus is Christ I believe he was a virgin when he died so he isn't f'ing anyone. Hey, don't get mad at my answer either, that's how you asked the question.

Answer 3

I noticed that your name is morbid bean
so like what is your other name
it is still you am I right
So be it
Jesus is the Christ †
Stop complaining
And about this trash >>>Jesus F'ing christ?
Get yourself together
because payback is coming
And you have insulted Jesus to the Max
If you have no idea who Jesus is
do a Search

Answer 4

Since you asked this question so respectfully,here's your answer
Jesus
"Jesus" is the Greek form of the Hebrew name Joshua which was originally Hoshea (Oshea) (Num. 13:8, 16 - the King James Version of the Bible spells it "Oshea"), but changed by Moses into Jehoshua (Num. 13:16; 1 Chr. 7:27), or Joshua. After the Exile it assumed the form Jeshua, from which came the Greek form Jesus. It was given to our Lord to denote the object of his mission, to save. An angel told Joseph (his foster-father), "You are to name him Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins" (Matt. 1:21).

JESUS CHRIST - Je'sus, the proper, as Christ is the official, name of our Lord. To distinguish him from others with the same name, he is spoken of as "Jesus of Nazareth" (John 18:7), and "Jesus the son of Joseph" (John 6:42).

Christ
Meaning: anointed, the Greek translation of the Hebrew word translated "Messiah"

Christ is the official title of our Lord, occurring 1,514 in the New Testament. It denotes that he was anointed or consecrated to his great redemptive work as Prophet, Priest, and King of his people. He is Jesus the Christ (Acts 17:3; 18:5; Matt. 22:42), the Anointed One. He is thus spoken of by Isaiah (61:1), and by Daniel (9:24-26), who describes him as "Messiah the Prince."

Answer 5

The Icon of the Holy Effing Christ can be seen on the cathedral of St. Basil the Fawlty, in Antioch.

Answer 6

#1 - I reported you.

#2 - Christ, an English representation of the Greek word Χριστός (Christós), is a title meaning "The Anointed One".

Answer 7

Yes. A truck once drove slowly along the side of my car while it was stationary in traffic, damaging all the body panels and wrecking the front suspension and wheel. I was able to time the length of the incident (about 7 seconds) afterwards by reconstructing my string of expletives.

Answer 8

You can't give a non-stupid answer to a stupid question. You spelled a few words right, so I know you can't possibly be quite dumb enough not to get this, troll.

Answer 9

He's not....He changed his name because he's sick of the way he has been represented.

Answer 10

maybe he likes in the pooper