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2006-08-08 09:09:02 · 65 answers · asked by Not Me 4 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

No I have never had sex in a church. made out a couple time in the parking lot!!!

2006-08-08 09:38:24 · update #1

65 answers

Don't go to church but very interesting concept. Might as well go to hell in style. LOL. You're so going to get haters on this question and probably so will I. Oh, well.

2006-08-08 09:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Hello A 2 · 13 15

No. But I imagine that sex in a church would be super smelly. It would stink up the whole place like a bunch of smelly bodily sex fluids. Like a bunch of fluids flowing all over the place and in the pews and all over the cross and the collection plate and on the floor. Just a bunch of stinky smelly putrid sex smelling type fluid. All over the place. And then people are slipping on sex fluids and the priest has to get a mop out and mass has to be cancelled.

2006-08-08 09:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by bootstrap 1 · 0 0

I actually came close to losing my virginity in a church with my girlfriend at the time.
The only things that prevented us from going through with the "act" were the facts that she had panty hose on and we couldn't lock the choir room door. Those and the fact that service had just ended and we didn't want to get caught.
Looking back I'm glad we didn't - probably still be praying for forgiveness on that one.

Young, dumb and full of. . . . . . . .

2006-08-08 09:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Serious Business 4 · 0 0

There are so many other places to have sex, church isnt even an option. Sex in the dugout of baseball field would be a good one, did it last week and it was fun.

2006-08-08 09:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by buccaroooo 2 · 0 0

No, that would be like having sex in front of your parents. When you are in church, you are always in the presence of the Lord.

2006-08-08 09:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by Aumatra 4 · 0 0

Does the church parking lot count? I've done that...

2006-08-08 09:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by rainsinger 3 · 0 0

Do you mean in a church building or during church? I am guessing that you mean in the building and not during church services. If so, then yes.

2006-08-08 09:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by Jack 7 · 0 0

no ive never had sex. but my 1st kiss and make out session happened in front of a church!

2006-08-08 09:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by lizlatina69 2 · 0 0

Not exactly in a church, but right next to one. My first time :)

2006-08-08 09:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you mean with a priest? (if so never)

Never -

I have had sex on the SIDE of a church (with a female).

2006-08-08 09:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by jeepfaust 3 · 0 0

It's bad enough people steal from church, if you have sex in church, thats a rsvp to hell , that you can't deny when you die.

2006-08-08 09:12:55 · answer #11 · answered by Tarabeara 4 · 0 0

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