What should I have for dinner?

Question

I've got the following items: Lime Pickle, Lemon Curd, 3 Jaffa Cakes, Some Shrivelled Mint, An Onion, 2 Birds Eye Potato Waffles, The Wax Case From A Mini Babybel, Branson Pickle, Parmasan, Half A Red Pepper, Shreddies, 6 Cans Of Carlsberg, Some Advocaat, Rice, Tin Of Chickpeas, Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle.

Ready, Steady, Cook.....

Answer 1

Talk about a banquet, you're making me hungry.
Well for starters have Babybell Wax Case served with Branston on a bed of Shreddies, Lemon Curd and Chickpeas, all topped off with a drizzle of Carlsberg.
For your main course Pot Noodle with the Shrivelled Mint to make it look fancy like. For some volume add Rice and for kick add Carlsberg. Wash it down with...Carlsberg.
This should be followed up with Waffles topped with crumbled Jaffa Cakes on a bed of melted, gooey Parmesan with cubes of Red Pepper melted in. If your not being fancy (fat chance with that posh menu) then throw in the Lemon Pickle and Advocaate. Needless to say that should be followed by yet more Carlsberg.

Bon Appetite.

Answer 2

You should stuff the lime pickle, lemon curd, mint, branston and onion into the babybell case and have a weird type of scotch egg. Followed by shreddies and advocaat. Then for pudding dip your 2 potato waffles into a nice big bowl of carlsberg....... thats probably the best meal you can have with those ingredients in the world. Personally I'd bin the lot and go to a restaraunt.

Answer 3

6 Cans Of Carlsberg, Some Advocaat, Rice, Tin Of Chickpeas, Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle.

Answer 4

Well, Have some beer as a drink and while u r cooking aswell.

Boil rice. Chop onion, red popper and drain chickpeas. Fry onion and red pepper. throw in the mint for fun. WHen rice is boiled put in frypan with onion, pepper etc. make fried rice. Heat up potatoe waffles. When they are ready sprinkle the parmeason on top of them.

Slice avocado and have as a side dish.

To utilise the lime, squeeze juice over fried rice, or if u prefer put in hot water. This is very healthy and will help to detoxify your system

For dessert Jaffa cakes. Save noodles for later in case u get hungry shreddies for breakie.

YOu can also have some branston pickle with the cheese. I know you dont have bread but we ahve 2 improvise right!!!

HOpe you have a nice dinner!
That was fun! unique question!! :D

Answer 5

If you really want to cook somethin' with those ingredients, here goes! Cook some rice, chop the half a red pepper and onion and throw into a frying pan with chick peas and bring to a simmer then throw it onto the rice and enjoy with a cold can of carlsberg!

Answer 6

ice, or if u prefer put in hot water. This is very healthy and will help to detoxify your system

For dessert Jaffa cakes. Save noodles for later in case u get hungry shreddies for breakie.

YOu can also have some branston pickle with the cheese. I know you don

Answer 7

How about cooking up some rice and putting chopped onion and pepper in it, with a side of chickpeas, and lemon curd for dessert. Sorry that it's not the greatest, but I am not familiar with many items you have listed.

Answer 8

hey, have the Pot Noodle while you are thinking about it, followed by some Lager, have the Jaffa Cakes then another Lager, while still thinking have the waffles and onion/pepper/and everything else all together and put to cook in the oven. Then have a Lager while it is cooking. Taking longer then i thought to cook, better have another Lager, ahhhhhhhhhh ready just in time...... and i have two Lagers left for afters...........................

Answer 9

drink the 6 Cans Of Carlsberg who needs food

Answer 10

Pot Noodle. Brilliant.