This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he
was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him.
While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the
funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer
nodded his head "yes". The men came up and talked to him and the
farmer nodded his head "no". Well this other man wondered why he
nodded his head "yes" to the ladies and "no" to the men. Then, he went
up to the farmer and asked him why. The farmer replied," Well, when
the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and
how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked,' That mule
for sale?'
2006-08-08 08:22:01 · 17 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. good clean farmer joke... haven't heard one in a while. 10 out of 10 for you, and 10 points for me!
2006-08-08 08:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny 10/10, by the way what is ILJ?
2006-08-08 08:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-08-08 08:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Sale:
Farm tractor with no seat or steering wheel.
Ideal for farmer who has lost his A$$, and doesn't know which way to turn!!!
2006-08-08 08:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by lonnie_m_d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-08-08 08:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by Maurus B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny good job heres one in return
2006-08-08 08:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-08-08 08:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arent you supposed to ask someone to tell you a funny joke instead of telling us
2006-08-08 08:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b o l(burst out laughing) 10! definitely.!
2006-08-08 08:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
psht lol cute â¥
2006-08-08 08:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋