A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed to his request. A short time later, two Military Police (MP's) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she could fully understand his fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!
2006-08-08 08:21:16 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pd!! ahaha..good evening sir..:)
thx for the laughs...:)
2006-08-08 08:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA... Very funny! Can I copy and send it to my nephew who is in the military that got sent to Afghanistan? =)
2006-08-09 05:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by cybergal_29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You. I support the troops but deplore what our politicians say we are fighting for.
2006-08-08 23:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its nice and funny but not naughty for a change.....Pd..lol
2006-08-10 22:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it earlier, but somehow it sounded better coming from you!!! Too Good PD!!!!!!!!
2006-08-10 17:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. You get a chuckle out of me.
2006-08-08 14:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh i've heard this joke before :) but still funny â¥
2006-08-08 08:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny! hahaha! where did u get it by the way?
2006-08-08 08:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by suzielu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny
2006-08-08 08:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Naughty, but for this day and time..........
2006-08-08 08:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋