2006-08-08 08:18:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call two skunks who are 69-ing?
A: Odor eaters.
2006-08-08 08:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints. Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick. That was the last day that the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
2006-08-08 16:29:53 · answer #2 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes.
I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed to his
request. A short time later, two Military Police (MP's) came running along and
asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road.
She replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said she could fully understand his fear.
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!
2006-08-08 15:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy that I know told me that he was going to get a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his penis. When I asked him "why", he gave me three reasons......
1) he said that "he like to watch his money grow"!
2) he said that "he likes his money in his hand"!
3) he said that "his wife knows how to blow some money"!
2006-08-12 01:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew this guy
started dissing me
so i dissed him back
told him that everytime he farts someone suddenly drops dead
i also told him that he is so ugly that thats not his hair coming to
his facethats his hair running away from his face
and that he is so dumb that when he took a picture of his feet he couldn't identify them
2006-08-08 16:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋