okay finally a joke ...oldie but worth the read ...?

Question

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old
lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie
said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the
fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes
so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and
thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to
Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build
me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie
laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that!
How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of
how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another
wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives
always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish
that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what
they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why
they're crying, know what they really want when they
say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

Answer 1

Nice1! never saw that comin.But I think the Genie missed out on an opporunity to laugh himself.All those problems could have been solved easily by changing the confused man into a confused women.

Answer 2

Rolling on the floor madam - yeah long laugh but worthy and classic too

Answer 3

Good one !
always wondered if the genie is male or female...thank heavens the genie is male...

Answer 4

Hardy Har Har :)

Answer 5

LOL That's funny.

Answer 6

yes it is an oldie but def. a goldie :) ♥

Answer 7

lmao

Answer 8

And the moral to this story is?? ?:)c

Answer 9

roflmao

Answer 10

thats funny!!