what is involved in getting a "competitive sex" team started up on a college campus as a club sport?

Question

we are looking to set one up on campus. compete in "timed sex" events. testing both endurance and speed.
what are the logistics of setting up a club like this?
fraternities would team with a "sister" sorority to compete against other groups in "timed doggystyle" and "hj endurance" to name a few events. any feedback or advice would be appreciated.

Answer 1

You need to actually start studying, that's what college is about.

Answer 2

you really should get out of college.