what do you do when your washing machine isnt working ?--you smack the ***** and tell her to get back to work
2006-08-08 07:44:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A p*nis said to the balls,"Get ready. We're going to a party."
"You *ucking liar," the balls said.. "You always get in and leave us outside."
2006-08-08 11:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 3⤋
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But officer, I just wanted to say..." "I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked n on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
2006-08-08 16:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
2006-08-08 15:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by Coche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
A: ***** Funny.
2006-08-08 15:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Irishman walk into a bar buck naked.
So, the bartender looks up at him and says "What is going on here?"
The Irishman says " I dunno but it's drivin me nuts"
2006-08-08 14:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by curious caucasian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋