most fun answer gets 10 pts.
2006-08-08 07:35:52 · 27 answers · asked by Hello,It'sMe 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To get away from the hungry black people? No offense to the black people I'm black too!
2006-08-08 07:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by bee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it was a chicken crossing the road? Not an ALFLAC duck in a chicken suit? Maybe it was the Roadrunner in a chicken suit huh? Ever think about that?
2006-08-08 07:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Christopher 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Becuz earlier in his life.........he was shopping for bird seed. he found the seed and before he paid for it he accidentaly split the bag and the seed spilled all over the floor. he was scared so he ran out of the mall and jumped into his car. he drove to mexico and then lived for a couple years there. then he figured it was safe in america (where he had originaly lived) he was looking for a new chicken coop, but he still felt guilty about the seed, across the street was a police man, so he decided to cross the street and turn himself in.
2006-08-08 07:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken needed to get in touch with its inner self, to find the light and the good. It was in a very dark place...
2006-08-08 07:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by pretty kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How come every time a chicken crosses the road its motives are questioned?!?!?!?!
2006-08-08 07:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he Saw Kentucky fried chicken up ahead so he got the hell outa there
2006-08-08 07:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he sought God's help on the road. (The sense of "cross" as in crossing oneself.)
2006-08-08 07:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by ensign183 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As I keep telling y'all, there's a lemonade stand on the other side!
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-08 11:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
More kosher/organic worms/rasberries available to eat for free!
2006-08-08 07:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to get hit by a car then get stuck on the tire..so its just riding along the rude..very distugstinggg!
2006-08-08 07:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by laxplaya1357 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋