Riddles you guys.?

Question

first one to get all of them right gets the points. You have 2 days.
1.what do you put in a toaster?
2. A plane is flying over west germany going to east germany. The plane crashes in mid germany. Where do you bury the survivors?
East germany,Mid germany or west germany
3.say silk 5 times. say it 5 more. spell silk. what do cows drink and put youre first answer.
4.If a black house is made of black bricks, a red house is made from red bricks whats a green house made of?
5. a lot of celeberties are flying on a plane. All of the sudden the plane starts to go down and there are 5 celebs and 4 parachutes. The first celeb is hilary clinton and she takes the firsto one as she has a chance of being the next president. The 2nd is ronaldo and says his fans need him. 3rd is president bush and he jumps because his country needs him. last is the pope and a little boy. the pope and a little kid. The pope tell the little boy to take the last chute and the boy says that the pres took his bookbag

Yeah the last one was a question. Just a little humor added so your brains wont explode from those riddles.lol. If you dont get the last one the pres took the boys schoolbag so when he jumped he hit rock bottom. everybody lived except for him.

come on guys. Think for the one about green bricks. Ill put it this way. Some of you got it right but what do you put the plants in? 1 day until i choose best answer. If you dont have all of them right ill post the answers.

im dumb. you guys got the one about green house right. Sorry its early in the morning.

Answer 1

Bread
What survivors?
cows probably drink water
glass/shed siding
What is that last one about? Whats the question? Or is that just a joke?

Answer 2

You men are considering an excessive amount of into it... The Cashier took $30 from three men ($10 each and every) room must were $25. He offers the bell boy$five to supply BACK to the 3 men. He offers them $one million each and every (whole of $three) and continues $two. If the query is requested PROPERLY the reply might were given. Therefore, there is not any lacking buck, because the 3 ended up paying $27 for the room, the bellboy took the opposite $two. $27-$two=$25. It's a trick query!!!!

Answer 3

1. toast...or something that needs toasting

2. you dont bury survivors

3. water im pretty sure

4. plants

5. both the pope and the boy can have a parachute because bush took the book bag which wont help him
haha thats funny





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Answer 4

Bread
You don't bury survivors
water
glass
Okay that's a riddle? hmm well bush took his backpack so the boy and the pope have a parachute

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Answer 5

1.bread
2.You don't, of course, bury survivors
3.water( i promise it was my first awnser)
4.glass
5. bush took his backpack so the boy and the pope have a parachute

Answer 6

1. Toast
2. Survivors will be taken to hopital unless hitler is around. Then they will be buried alive!!!
3. ???
4. Treated transparent Nylon
5. That is funny. LMAO

Answer 7

1. Bread
2. No where. They didn't die.
3. Milk?
4. Glass
5. Um, how do I answer this one? Lol.

Answer 8

1. bread
2. u cremate them
3. milk
4. green bricks
5. dont get it