WARNING: if anyone of u is too easily offended dont read further
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
2006-08-08 06:21:49 · 13 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very hilarious........... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-08 06:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Old, but definitely a classic!
2006-08-08 06:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious and a classic
2006-08-08 06:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by hottgirld 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still nice even though I have heard it before.
2006-08-08 06:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it i love it oh baby lol â¥
2006-08-08 07:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i literally laughed out loud!
2006-08-08 06:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a classic
2006-08-08 06:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Wiley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-08 06:54:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good!! hahahaha
2006-08-08 06:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥OHIO*HONEY♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-08 07:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by Rajan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋