A guy gets power that what ever he think will happen. He thinks that his father should die and next minute he hears the news of his neighbour's death.
2006-08-08 06:04:15 · 14 answers · asked by _Guy_Comedy_ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch. :)
2006-08-08 06:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by runninggirl23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol reminds me of another joke:
a woman is giving birth and her partner is holding her hand, the doctor says ' we have developed a new way of dealing with the pain ur wife is experencing' the man lissons to the docor explain that he could split the pain between the woman and her partner, the man agrees to the. after 10 mins of labor the doctor askes if the man is ok, he says yes and askes it he could have the mogorty of the pain, the doctor agrees and turns the mashine up, after 1/2 an hour the doctor asks if he is ok again, the man says he can feel no pain so the doctor turned up the mashine and gives all the pain to the man. a hour or so later the man and his wife have a lovely baby boy, and the man says to his wife ' i dont know what u women complain about, i have all the pain of the birth and i still didnt feel a thing!'
the next day the couple go home with their new baby, to find the milkman dead on the frount step!
2006-08-08 07:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o i get it his real father was his nieghbor so the guy he thought was his father didn't die.If that's happened to anyone on here my apoligies.BUT That Joke Deserves A High Applause.************10:)*********lol!
2006-08-08 06:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by hottgirld 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So his neighbour is his father?!
2006-08-12 01:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that were true imagine the diffiiculty of not thinking things like you might think hmm "whatever happens i must never think of the world ending and exploding into a zillion tiny fragments speeding through the universe"?. .......... ....... .......... BOOM!!!!..
oops too late!
try not to think of a penguin either its really difficult!
2006-08-08 18:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by mark d 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe.
2006-08-12 00:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by Justme.X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His father was nearer rather than farther!
2006-08-11 22:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he knows his real biological dad now!
2006-08-08 06:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not guilty
it was the butler
the butler did it
2006-08-10 08:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
him say him mother play away.
2006-08-11 10:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by BLACKY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋