Anybody have some funny dating stories they don't mind telling. leave names out please
2006-08-08 05:46:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yea there was one time when this guy i was dating came over and bought along his best Friend so i wanted to make a nice impression ...well, we were all sitting in the living room watching t.v. when my horny *** dog throws a plush animal around dead in front of the t.v. and starts going at it doggy style...i tried to act like it was nothing and pushed him with my foot to the next room but the damn dog kept coming back...lol...i think what made it more embarrassing was that his Friend didn't even laugh or anything...when they left the guy i was dating told me they thought it was hilarious and his Friend still tells that story today and it was 2 yrs ago.
2006-08-08 05:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by jennifer m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On my first date with a this one guy he got here upon a romantic spot for us to take a seat down which basically befell to be in front of a monastery. We chatted a sprint. He gave the impression to be friendly. He took my hand like a gentleman and informed me I had distinctly arms. It regarded cute and old formed. without notice he became right into a sleaze ball. all at once he began sucking my arms. I informed him to resign, so he enable circulate of my hand, leaned forward, closed his eyes and caught his tongue out, all interior of view of the clergymen' mattress room domicile windows. communicate approximately awkward! I positioned an end to that freak coach top then and there.
2016-09-29 01:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was dating this guy last school year, one night he called me. We were just talking, when we heard something over the phone. It sounded like someone was dialing a number. So we started to argue, when my mom comes in a few minutes later and says. "We can hear everything you're saying." My mom was setting up dial-up internet service, and I was on the phone at the same time.
2006-08-08 05:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by Read the nametag, Duh! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, once I went out on a date with this boy that wanted to go out shooting paint balls at EVERYTHING. So on the date he was shooting all kinds of stuff -stop signs, passing cars, houses, trees......well we end up getting pulled over by a cop and the cop says something about throwing eggs. Well he starts laughing at the cop and says, that's not eggs sir that's a paint ball gun. He pulls the paint ball gun out and shows it to the cop.
The cop said put that away and leave town.
We both went home and I was freaked out. He just laughed
2006-08-08 06:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by momoftwo 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
okay me and my guy walk through this field and we ended up with these bull stickers in our legs, clothes, everything and when we got to our distenation not only did we have to pick them out of everything including the comforter we bought to have our first you know but by the time we got them out of everything we lost the condom, our way, but we gained insight on us and how much fun we had just for a thrill. you had to be there to get the full affect I'll never forget it and every so often he says bull sticker and all we can do is laugh
2006-08-08 05:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by buzy_bee_21 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was in high school I was dating this guy who lets just say did things that where not fundamentaly correct. But my mother found out and one night while we where leaving for our date my mother came out with the belt and chased him away. I was mortified but.....he called me the next day i couldn't even talk to him b/c it was just embarassing.
2006-08-08 06:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by MIA 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well i went to the movies and he came late more like an hr late. my dumba$$ waited but then when i saw him he was short....chubby...it was a blind date...so after that i made him spend 50bucks on food then i made him buy me my tickets. after we went to sit in the movie theater..so right when the movie started i got up and left without saying goodbye...he stood there like a fool with all the food and alone.
2006-08-08 05:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
i was on a date once with my ex. and we went to the movies to watch a flim and i needed the toilet so i went. when i came back i sat in the wrong seat. put my arm round the wrong girl. and got a slap
2006-08-08 05:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by lyricsjay 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
None about me, but I know a guy who went out on a blind date with one of his old middleschool teachers. Seriously, it wasn't me! He was upset about it, but I would have did it! She was a sexy old lady! Would she be considered a GILF? :)
2006-08-08 05:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by J-Rod 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I wouldnt share them! If they are funny dating stories, they are probably embarassing! :P
2006-08-08 05:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋