I only ask because I put one in the freezer last night and It was dead this morning. ;-).......
2006-08-08 05:18:59 · 18 answers · asked by greebo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well then obviously just overnight
2006-08-08 05:28:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Have you heard this one?
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
2006-08-08 05:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An adequately-dressed chicken will keep in the freezer as long as there is enough grain.
A deceased chicken will keep in the freezer for about three months. Then they will exert one last effort and leave.
A truly-deceased chicken will spend as much time in the freezer as you allow them.
A socially-aware chicken will probably not want to spend too much time in one freezer, but prefer to simply hover around the kitchen in general, attempting to casually pinch somebody elses' beer and chat up the shy, good lookers.
2006-08-08 05:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by David R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it wasnt dead in the first place, when you put it in the freezer?
2006-08-08 06:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by Vetty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in Tescos this week and a woman was searching in the deep freeze for the biggest chicken they had. Disgruntled at not finding one big enough, she wailed at a passing assistant ,,,"Young man, do these chickens get any bigger??" ........ to which he replied.... "No madam .. they're dead!"
2006-08-08 13:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on how many star ratings your freezer has ha ha
2006-08-08 08:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you've got some stuffing in.
2006-08-08 08:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by ladybee5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you not learn this six weeks ago when you did the same thing with your turkey
YOU IMBECILE
2006-08-08 05:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
until it freezes it's giblets off
2006-08-08 05:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok then?!
Well at least you can cook it now.
2006-08-08 05:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by Butterfly Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋