Jesus sits at the right hand of God right.... which would make it a little inconvenient to use his right hand because Jesus would be so close... So he must use his left for writing, eating, mastur--------...
2006-08-08 05:08:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's a good point, never thought about it. HALLELUJAH! GOD IS LEFT-HANDED, SINISTER DEXTRUS! Why are you scared of saying masturbation? GO ON, SAY IT!
2006-08-08 05:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or, perhaps like Bush and Cheney, Jesus sits to the right because God is right handed and has his arm up his azz making him speak like a puppet...
That is, of course, if God exists. Which he doesnt. So no, no evidence for God being left handed....
2006-08-08 12:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this sint true, No one has evienceto prove that God is left handed coz we muslims believe that when God wants something to happen, he doesnt use hands but just speaks these words"kun-Fayakun", the thing hapens, this saying means, let it happen or become this way!
2006-08-08 12:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by ---->>มาร์ญาม<<----! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"god" has no "hands" other than in a metaphorical context like all other anthropomorphizations of the ineffable.
2006-08-08 12:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by tharedhead ((debajo del ombú)) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wish to believe that, then you can add it to the long list of other biblical myths and fairy tales.
2006-08-08 12:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop taking the Bible so literally.
2006-08-08 12:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there any evidence of your stupidity?!! (no offense but your question is so pointless....)
2006-08-08 12:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it must be true
2006-08-08 12:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are one blasphemous dog.
2006-08-08 12:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by amdirien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋