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talking to this girl I had a crush on in school, the first time I stepped into a hole, the second time i fell down some stairs and the last time i was looking at her from across the street and walked into a sign post, I decided to stop chasing girls after those experiences.

2006-08-08 06:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by mikei 1 · 2 0

When I was about 15, I was on holiday here in Germany, visiting my sister. I was out shopping one day with the whole family, (my sister, her husband, her son, her daughter & both my parents) in Mainz. We went into the local Kaufhof store, which is a department store, with a supermarket department in the basement. The basement department had stone steps leading upwards, directly out into the street. We decided to go out of the store this way. I don't know how I managed it, but I fell UP these stone steps with such a thud. I really hurt my right leg (thigh) & couldn't walk properly, so had to literally be carried to the busstop to get the bus home. When we arrived home, I took my jeans off & had a look at my leg. It was no wonder I couldn't walk properly - I'd given myself such a whack on my thigh that I had a swelling & bruise a good 6 x 4 inches big! And now, over 25 years later, I can still see tell-tale signs of where that bruise had been!

2006-08-10 02:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by manorris3265 4 · 0 0

my most embarrassing moment was playing truth or dare. I got dared to stand up and let this guy take off my panties from under my skirt. He made sure he got a good feel around while he did it. And then I wound up going commando all night because he decided to keep my panties as a souvenir. It was really embarrassing.
Also at a school dance. I wore a strapless dress. Someone trod on the hem and it fell down, tripping me over and leaving me lying in the middle of the floor in nothing but my panties.

2006-08-08 16:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

O.K. never told this before - The night before I had to travel to a funeral in my home town, I got really drunk. At the corner of the road was a pet shop, and out the front was their pride and joy, a tank of tropical fish. When I got home again, I found a letter from the owner which advised me that I owed them £160 for the loss of the tank (which I feel IN to) but worst of all - the fish had gone down the first drain never to be seen again!!! Poor things. Next day, I was rsooooooo embarassed, but plucked up courage and went in to the shop to pay my debt. The worst thing of all, was I couldn't remember a bloody thing, and being a female, have never lived it down. Even now I break out in a cold sweat just thinking of it.
It doesn't compare to tucking my knickers in to my skirt at the local British Legion dance for OAPs - don't even remember why I was there. Ah........the devil drink xxx

2006-08-08 08:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i pulled into a parking lot and a mouse ran up my leg. i freaked out like a little girl and ripped my pants off trying to get it out. The lady in the store must have thought i was having some kind of fit. That was beyond embarrassing.

2006-08-08 04:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by purple dove 5 · 0 0

When I was very young I sat at the side of a busy road to tie up my shoelace, unfortunately I'd sat in an ants nest and found that ants are quite keen on climbing inside shorts and biting. This led to my mum pulling down my shorts and pants and swatting the ants off my bare behind. It's amazing how many people will stare at you as they drive past........

2006-08-08 04:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Phil G 1 · 0 0

It was in a debating conference hall. Me and my buddy were participating....and we were rather nervous because a smart girl was surely on her march to win the competition....So when she was continuing her debate on platform we, alongwith others, were making fun of her comments in low voice. An elder person was keen on listening to her points of debate and naturally he was surely agitated. He asked why we were behaving like that, so I answered him that I knew her father was a fool and carried influence over the selection committee and thats why we were making fun of everything. Of course we did not know anything about her or family. But the elder fellow remained silent. Half an hour later when prizes were declared, naturally as assumed, she won the best award and she came dancing with her trophy to that elder fellow....and screamed "Daddy, I did it once again...!!!!"

2006-08-08 05:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by indraraj22 4 · 0 0

Well thank god i can spare my blulshes!

But when i was 14 it was me against the world.And i loved it.
Dare me do you.
Me and my cousin used to hang out alot on holidays and she was always dareing me stupid stuff.I got her so bad one time when she had to push a buffet table over for 100 people.She did it and really i didnt think there was anothing worse than that she could of done to me.
One night near the end of the holiday she said man i got in so much trouble for that ******* dare you know.
Know its my turn. I am so gonna get you back
So we got drunk like stupid kids and went to a disco while all he adults where at the pool party.
We were in our room and she said ok here is your dare. You have to go out on to the balcony and hold your penis in your hand and shout F***,F***,F***,F***,F***,F***,F***,F***,F***,F***, Like in the jay and silent bob movie when jay is singing F***,F***,F***,For 5 minutes if you forfit you eat my S***

So i did, i knew that the adults wouldnt notice so i stood there with my dick in my hand shouting F***,F***,F***,F***,F***, laughing thinking man this could of been worse.

Thats when my big sister down at the party shouted look everyone,There is a pervert up there masterbating on the balcony call the police.
I looked back at my cousin and she just pointed to her watch and laughed.
I just closed my eyes and turned back around as i heard chants like what the f*** you doing pervert.Hey get that kid arrested.

I got in so much trouble!

Man i havent played dares with her since,But i do put chewing gum in her door lock at college 3 times a week

2006-08-08 04:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥The♥ Bearded Cheerleader 3 · 0 0

When I was15, thought it was cool to go to a bar. Sat on a high bar stool, wrapped my legs around it, tipped over, and had to be untangled from it by the barman and another customer. Ran out and never went back.

2006-08-09 17:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

on a dare I had to f*** this girl in front of 10 people. You might say ,no problem. But when I could not *** that was the problem The girl loved it cause I was hard for so long. But everyone was railing me for not being able to climax. Now I use this skill to my advantage.

2006-08-08 05:10:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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