funny ones like from yo mamma
2006-08-08 04:20:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama's teeth so yellow every time she smiles traffic slows down, Yo momma's teeth so yellow it looks like butter, yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!
2006-08-08 04:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by Topher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma got 1 arm longer than the other and when we go swimming she swims in circles. Yo mamma so hairy you were born with a rug burn. Yo Mamma so crossed eyed when she cries tears roll down her back
2006-08-08 11:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by ninob_68 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat that she has her own zip code
yo mamma so ugly that as a child they had to tie meat around her neck so the dog would play with her
2006-08-08 12:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by am m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat, she walked in front of the tv and you missed a whole season of survivor.
2006-08-08 11:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by dwahaden 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
2006-08-08 12:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After a battle of exchanging Mamma jokes you should always say,
"Ok ok lets get off of Mammas............ cause i just got off of yours"
2006-08-08 12:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by CC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat when she gets out of the tub the ring comes with her.
2006-08-08 11:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mammas so fat that fat albert said i quit
2006-08-08 11:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by lexa (: 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama's so short that you can see her feet in her passport picture
2006-08-08 11:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by S A R A H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mama's so dumb, I told her it was New Year's Eve, and she went lookin' for New Year's Adam!!!!!
Your mama's so dumb, she thought broad jumping was domestic violence!
2006-08-12 00:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋