2006-08-08 04:16:17 · 12 answers · asked by BrownMorristown 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
i was with my best friend erin and we were with these guys we had meet a few weeks ago and they brought tequila. we didn't want to drink that much so we sayed lets make it look like we are drinking and not drink. well that didn't work and we ending up getting completely wasted. we went walking in the park and i was barefoot and stubbed my toe and it started bleeding so i decided hey isn't alcohol suppose to clean things, so i pour the rest of the patron tequila on my toe. tequila was all gone and i was wasted a bleeding so i went home and past out, then woke up three hours later still drunk so i made another drink and drove to school, yep drove smart idea. i got to school fine but had to go to the rest room so many times to throw up. by the end of the day i was fine to go back home so i went to go to my car and had locked my keys in the car and park in a handicap spot.
bottle of patron platinum- $200.00 on mater card
ticket for parking in handicap- $350.00 on mater card
cost for tow truck- 150.00 on MasterCard look on my face after recapping the whole event- f*ing priceless
2006-08-08 04:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by ~Saratini~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was the dumbest thing; I was at .38 when I decided to ram a school bus full of brats. as luck would have it, I knocked it off the road and down a hill before it exploded. I get out in 2018.
2006-08-08 11:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tend to write in a funny way, but unfortuently, this is all true.........
I punched some broad because I thought she was staring at me
funny, then in a fit of rage(another person) I ended up pushing over someone's Harley Davidson. Needless to say, the cops didn't find it very funny.....
another time i took a whiz in the clothes hamper b/c i thought it
was the jon-i was drunk sleep walking.
and yet another time, i was visiting a friends, showed up pretty
steweed outta my mind, then when i was leaving, i had parked in
her neighbors assigned parking spot so once again, in a fit of
rage, I began yelling loudly, it was like midnight on a tuesday night
that I was gonna "slam whoever the f!@#* blocked me in." The
woman came down stairs and told me that i was lucky she was
moving because she could have blocked me in all night and I
retorted with "Oh no, *****. MOVE that peice of sh!t Hyundai .
Because, when you wake up tommorow, this car will not be
here, I will dismantle the entire thing myself with a ****** wrench.
and i will leave the slashed tires on your doorstep as a present.
I ASSURE YOU, THE CAR WILL NOT BE HERE"
2006-08-08 11:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
got arrested and thrown in the drunk tank... ooh, how embarassing! Plus, the cops broke my glasses and it cost $100 to get the lens replaced. I threw up all over the car... they were not pleased. Worst part of the whole thing = missed an important lab the next morning and lost my A in microbiology.
2006-08-08 11:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by someone_else 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't even do dumb things when I'm drunk, caus I'm speshul...
*sniquer*...I think pretty much everything I do after the first drink goes down, is stupid...
examples...
sit in my driveway and realize my legs don't work, then a friend picked me up not knowing I was EXTREMELY scared of heights..lol...
Got stripping lessons on the 'booty shake' in a bathroom at a strip club.. WOOT!.. free booty shakin' Being a girl kicks SO much ***!
My husband told me move out from in front of the tv, because my daddy wasn't a glassmaker, so I said "Uh HUH!!..my daddy made donuts.. and donuts have HOLES!"
The worst thing is.. all of these things happened in one night..(the strip club was a diff night LOL)...because I don't drink and I'm 5'1 so I get drunk FAST! ...............*sigh*
OH! and I touched my best friend's booby, because it was so cute .
2006-08-08 11:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by sillililmunchkin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know if you call this dumb or stupid, but I tied a sheet with small ropes together (to make a parachute) and jumped from our hayloft barn (thinking I would float down safely). That was one fast trip! (Trust me on this one - this does not work - do not try this at home). Lucky for me, no broken bones, just bruised skin and a bruised ego!
2006-08-08 11:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by Hammer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a lot of things..... my friend jumped from the london bridge and died (this is true) but wait a sec dont make me cry!
SO DONT DRINK you dont know what you will do if you drink maybe
you will jump from efel tower
2006-08-08 11:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by May 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slept with an x while his best friend was passed out next to us!! (i eventually ended up dating the best friend!!) HAHA!!
2006-08-08 11:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by MrsSzaps 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I decided to drive myself home. It was 3 am and no traffic, but it was still stupid beyond belief.
2006-08-08 11:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i never got drunk, but if maybe to have sex with a pig.
2006-08-08 11:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by beautyprincess 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋