2006-08-08 03:27:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
She's a Jesus-jumper and she obviously was considering doing something to your crotch-area based on her conversation with Jesus. Just what the "something" is could be anybody's guess: Jesus telling her to put your balls in her mount, Jesus telling her to cut your d.ick off to save you from sins of the flesh, Jesus telling her to give you a hand job, Jesus telling her to grab you by the balls and force you to confess your love for Jesus in between your screams of pain, etc., etc.
All of which are signs to run the hell away from her.
2006-08-08 03:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh man!... Homie, you were about to get some, but her religious conscious got the best of her. Next time, try to keep Jesus out of the bedroom if you know what I mean. ;-)
2006-08-08 03:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so u were not sleeping but pretending too. maybe she was praying n got sidetracked. or maybe she forgot she was holding Jesus' pic. better ask her,she sounds crazy if she does stuff like tht.
2006-08-08 03:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs Hermione Potter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she was hornry and waiting-- err- for the first thing that pops up here?? or maybe your a lousey--(big bang) in the romance department and she was hoping praying for youratentioon, or maybe shes thinking about becoming a nun?? quitt sleping and start banging girlfriend she is praying or wanting to become a nun-- odviously shes niot geting nun here!
2006-08-08 03:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be joking! You sleep in your pants?
2006-08-08 03:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by One Sly Look 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because her friends didn't believe how small it was so she had to take a picture to prove it.
2006-08-08 03:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by pacificblueeyes2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you keep a picture of jesus in your pants...
2006-08-08 03:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by rosends 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's having her own struggles with the flesh.
2006-08-08 03:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's praying to jesus to give you some balls.
2006-08-08 03:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she was praying for the dead to rise again!!
2006-08-08 03:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋