A big game hunter woke up in the night and looked out of his tent. Coming towards him were two gleaming bright eyes. He got his gun and shot the creature right betwen them. Next morning there was no sign of a dead animal. Same thing happened the next night and the following day. On the third night the hunter held fire and flashed his torch. Coming towards him were two one-eyed lions.
2006-08-08 03:25:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was soooo stupid!
But thanx 4 tha laff.. (hee, hee)
2006-08-08 04:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by BlakLuv_06!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not quite King
2006-08-08 03:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
King of the worst jokes ever!
2006-08-08 03:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by stuman8484 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe not king of the jokes. but I had a very good time and you made me laugh !!
2006-08-08 03:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by vinnieboy68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not fit to be a servant joke, leave alone a king joke.
Sorry, you have no taste.
2006-08-08 03:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good chuckle, but not king of jokes :)
2006-08-08 03:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More like a prince, but still funny
2006-08-08 03:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very lol !!!!
Thank U for making me laugh !!!!
Yes, You are a kind of a "King Of Comedy" !!!
2006-08-08 03:29:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was utter crap , and if you think that was king of the jokes , you are a very boring unfunny person.
2006-08-08 03:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! LOL
2006-08-08 03:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Misty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋