Are you fed up with illegal imageese?

Question

I know I am. Canada please take your geese back home. They have worn out their welcome. They are crossing our borders by the thousands everyday and pooping on our sidewalks.
This has got to stop! When is Bush going to secure our northern borders. If these fowl creatures can get in, how easy is it for the terrorists?

Answer 1

We're sending our geese ahead to prepare our invasion!
But, please, don't tell the fundamentalists or else they may arrange for some redneck militias to patrol your northern border.

Answer 2

Canadians aren't abusing our system like Mexicans are. Canadians travel to America to visit, shop, etc. They put money into our economy which benefits us. There isn't much flow in and out, well I would say we need to worry about our southern border first. Of course we need to be on the look out for any suspected terrorists from the north.

Answer 3

Yeah, just think of all the bird flu possibilities!

(However, since our geese go there, too, maybe we should think of an exchange program with health and security screening.)

Answer 4

Excuse me, but aren't they called "Canadian Geese"? Why doesn't Canada stop them from coming to the US?

Answer 5

World Trade Towers burning as an avatar? I could have been in them at the time - I spent alot of time there in the past.

Interesting don't know what to make of it. But will never forget it.

Answer 6

haha! i know what you mean. they're in my school everywhere!! well, they're ok, they're good animals, but their turds are everywhere and people tend to step on them. it's not even saft stepping on the grass anymore. that's what i hate most about it -- i don't want to step on any of their dungs

Answer 7

i hate geese too, they chase people n they poop too much

Answer 8

That is kinda funny. teehee

Answer 9

ok i am

Answer 10

Thanks, this is really funny !!!