A Beer Swilling Womanizer dies and when he wakes up he is surrounded by beautiful naked women, and a cooler full of frosty brewskies!
His throat is parched, so he grabs a bottle of beer to slake his thirst, only to find that there is no cap on the top, and no opening to drink from!
Try as he might for the next few minutes, he can't open the bottle, nor can he break it open. Just the a voice comes down from above:
"The women are that way, too!"
Is this heaven or hell...reason?
2006-08-08 02:29:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Must be heaven. Can't drink alcohol and can't have sex so it sure is heaven. Why would any one want to go there. Actually hell must be better because I have been told to go there many times.
2006-08-08 02:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sane if he is then hell he is in, insane if he is then heaven he is in, but if sane he is why should he think he is in hell, insane he is then obviously it doesn't matter whether its hell or heaven since he is surrounded by beautiful naked women as well we full quota of beer.....he will enjoy even if its a hell as its heaven is for him.
2006-08-08 09:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by indraraj22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Irony Hell
2006-08-08 09:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither because Heaven is where God resides and Hell is made for the devil and those who do not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour. He may be frustrated but he is not in either Heaven or Hell. Thank you for your question.
2006-08-08 09:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by BrowBrat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is heaven but it will lead you to hell.
The first moment you might be realize that you are in heaven but the next you will realize there's nothing you can do except raping by naked women, ........Watta a heaven of hell!!!
2006-08-08 09:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by Two-tea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is heaven . You are not allowed to dink beer and have sex with women in heaven. Its sin supposedly. You are however allowed to do all the naughty things you want to in hell
2006-08-08 09:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell. Reason: Because for one he is drinking. Why would you need to drink if you were in heaven. Plus he's being tortured.
2006-08-08 09:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by aplusjimages 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hell. The mega treat to this individual, shot down right in front of him.
2006-08-08 09:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffy Triangles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell for him I assume. Unless he can jack off and be able to drink water.
2006-08-08 09:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell, as he's being shown what he wants, then having it taken away. A very fitting version for this guy, too.
I like this one, it made me twitter. :)
2006-08-08 12:28:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋