45 years, pune (india) based. no morals but plenty fun... the private kind.
2006-08-08 01:35:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
UH... HE DOESN'T!!!!!!!
2006-08-08 01:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by angel 2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see - he needs a really fantastic sports car, highly polished & well kept. He needs a personal trainer, a rigorous workout program, plenty of supplements to help keep him vigorous. He would need lots & lots of money to buy jewelry, gifts, dinners out, extravagant flowers & perfumes, etc. He would need a wonderful apartment with a jacuzzi tub, a steam shower, all the amenities & 24 hour room service. THEN & ONLY THEN should he attempt to go after a young girl - as long as she is LEGAL, that is - because otherwise, what would a 45 year OLD man have to offer a young girl?!?!?!?! I've seen old men & it's not a pretty sight - gravity takes its toll & everything sags south, you don't have that youthful staying power or the firm muscles (!) of youth . . . etc.
Get the picture??? Find a NICE lady your age or a little bit younger - you'll get much more pleasure out of it, without having to kill yourself to do it (Viagra does cause death, you know)
2006-08-08 01:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Ricky Roma huh? As in the play "Glengarry Glen Ross."
To be honest, you don't, because it seriously screws up the physical brain of both participants.
If you take a CAT scan you'll find that more unusual sexual psychology actually effects brain health in memory, process, etc. Different parts of a person's brain who likes much younger partners fire off than ones who recognize ones who are closer in age.
Dude, unless you're into screwing yourself over, stay out of this one.
2006-08-08 01:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by savage_insight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't handle a woman your own age, huh? You must be lousy in bed. A young girl wouldn't know that. But a woman would.
2006-08-08 01:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on over to my house. I'll hook you up! I'll hook your balls up to a car battery and crank that son-of-a-bit** up. Then I'll hook them up to a piece of rusty barbed wire I have out back and hook the other end up to my car bumper and take you for a drag. Then I'll hook your di** up to my food processor and set it on puree'.......sound like fun?
2006-08-08 02:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by Enough 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How young are you looking for? if they are over 18, then get on a singles site like match.com or something like that. If your looking for under 18,no offense intended, but get therapy!
2006-08-08 01:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by jaguaramaria 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to make reservations in hell first or just let nature take its course when some disgrunteled father or brother decides to bury you?
2006-08-08 01:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he could visit a coma ward ? or if he doesn't mind the cold too much ...he could also try the morgue. Happy Hunting.
2006-08-08 01:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by mark c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needs to first WASH himself. Then he MIGHT have a chance.
2006-08-08 01:40:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pedophile is what you are called in america. i have grandkids that need to be protected from you. i hope your stay here is good in prison kind.
2006-08-08 01:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by sinned 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get real lucky or have lots of money.
2006-08-08 01:43:25 · answer #11 · answered by joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋