Do you think I have a chance.
He is so much faster that me.
What if he wants my first born.
By the way, my IQ is 145.
2006-08-08 01:03:03 · 27 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL it's a trick question! If his IQ is 145, he IS the atheist!
2006-08-08 01:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 145 IQ apparently does not impart common sense. Merely saying you have a high IQ does not make it so. It requires proof. Your atrocious grammar indicates that you are in fact lying and probably among the intolerant religious conservative right. If you are trying be be funny, I think you missed the punch.
2006-08-08 01:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by winton_holt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUN! Run up to this atheist and give'um a big hug! The big bear kind where you lift them momentarily off their feet. They really like that. I'm going to get me a bumper sticker that says.."Have you hugged an Atheist today?" Start a whole LOVE campaign so that maybe Christians and atheists can get together and work it out instead of all this useless banter about evolution, science and such. Hey, nice..uh..IQ ya got goin there..I wish we could wear signs..it would help allot. Good that you are not to shy to announce your genius to the world. Love in Christ, ~J~ <>< P.S. though since you are so smart, you might want to incorporate the proper use of sentence structure and punctuation in your writing or else people might not necessarily believe you. Okay..have yourself a nice day.
2006-08-08 01:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can take your little IQ and shove it where the sun don't shine. What the h-e-l-l does your IQ have to do with running from atheists?
If you ask me, you have the intelligence of a gnat. Why, I ought to reach right through that computer monitor and whoop your scrawny @ss just for being a smartalec.
What a waste of an IQ you are.
2006-08-08 01:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got to be joking? I'm glad you seem to find so much humor in this. I almost get the feeling that you are the atheist you are speaking of in your question.
And if not, then minister to him/her and everyone else you come across. Don't run from Gods work.
Though, I do need to follow my own advice. I need to minister more than just through Yahoo Answers.
I'm glad you asked your question...you brought me some clarity!!
PS: Is the info on your IQ relevant, or are you just bragging?
2006-08-08 01:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by redeye.treefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you really tring to say here? Do you think that because he is an atheist that you have to engage him in battle or something? God fights his own battles! If this person's mind is made up than only God can change it. Try being a friend, invest in him and see if maybe you can have an intelligent conversation as to what has caused him to choose this path. Good luck!
2006-08-08 01:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by December Princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well from the question that you have posted, I wonder whether your IQ is 45 ??
Why on earth do you want to run away from anyone or fight with anyone for that matter ?????????
R U guys getting ready for the next olympics ?
2006-08-08 01:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very simple - relax. Get close to this atheist you think you've seen. Pour a bottle of vodka on your Bible. Ignite and beat him over the head with it until he burns to death. If he doesn't burn to death, he's obviously not just an atheist but a satanic proponent of the black arts. In that case, a right good kicking should send him back to hell where he belongs.
2006-08-08 01:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably doesn't want your firstborn, I'm certain of that, nor your high average IQ. However, if fear persists, then keep some garlic and wolfbane on hand. Also make sure you have a bible or silver bullet in your pocket.
I hope this helps.
2006-08-08 01:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes, another salvation soldier ready to spread blood and mayhem in the name of God. Thank you for the heads up on your IQ.....
2006-08-08 01:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by gamerunner2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋