Before you say anything yes that's my real picture and yes I'm a grown woman and yes chuck is my estranged father..Im one of his many illegitamite children..He sends money and other things but he wont legally accept that I'm his..he also wont be seen with me publicly.All I want is to get to know him. the only thing that I seemed to inherit from him is a deadly roundhouse.
2006-08-08 00:04:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
So put the deadly roundhouse to good use. Make a name for yourself independent of him. Besides, at least he's willing to provide financial support; many dads don't even do that. But if you can develope that roundhouse and the other skills that go with it, maybe you can get to know him through martial arts.
2006-08-08 00:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by grinningleaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesnt want to be seen with a mutated squid
2006-08-08 07:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by x_cybernet_x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you know why. Years ago before he was famous and quite financially strapped, he went to a sperm bank and made a deposit. He never realized your mother would find out the identity of her sperm donor.
Now, just be happy he's giving you financial support and move on.
You've no right to claim him as your father, get it?
2006-08-08 07:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Scott, well your father kiled Santa Claus and the Boogie Man. Are you telling me he's not an allround good guy like in his movies ? You've burst my bubble. Thank you very much(NOT) !
2006-08-08 07:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by The Dutch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heyyyyy! Hang on a pickin' cotton minute!
Are you sure you n' Chuck aren't identical twins? ;)
2006-08-08 07:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Starling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DONT FEEL BAD , I HAD A DAD THAT WASN'T FAMOUS AND HE DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME AND HE NEVER PAID A DIME FOR SUPPORT, THEIR ARE 6 OF US KIDS WITH 4 DIFFERENT MOTHERS AND HE WAS LIKE THAT WITH ALL OF THEM , AT LEAST HE SENDS YOU MONEY.. THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A DEAD BEAT DAD , THAT COULDNT KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS..
2006-08-08 08:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by MARY B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you care? I can't wait to get away from my parents... just in two weeks and you are dying for an idiot dad???
2006-08-08 07:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by kichka_2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya ta damm uglie.
2006-08-08 07:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The resemblance is uncanny.
2006-08-08 07:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by dh1977 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaahhhhhhh yes!Now I see the resemblance!!!
What would 'Walker Texas Ranger" do???
2006-08-08 07:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by wolf man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋