it may take me a while to get hard, i just got laid this morning.
2006-08-07 21:54:58 · 18 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a gd one hey! you might enjoy this 2!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)!
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy
facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
chuckle).
2006-08-07 22:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by lz_baxter 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute
2006-08-07 23:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I first saw the start of the question i thoght oh GOD.- its gonna be another DRYYY joke- but i have to hand it to you it did actually make me laugh. GUD ONE!
2006-08-07 22:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Younger sister told me that one!!
Its a really good joke!!
2006-08-07 22:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's a funny one.lol
2006-08-07 22:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good yoke i almost cracked but i did not beat my self up about it
2006-08-08 01:13:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
or after being with you I'm hard and that's no yolk!
2006-08-07 21:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by a_phantoms_rose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny joke
2006-08-07 21:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you that was awesome!!! Loved it!
2006-08-07 22:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-07 22:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by $$$$ I NO U NV ME $$$$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋