Thanks a lot Jesus. That's like saying the runt gets the bone.
2006-08-07 21:47:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah, but the line is a cut-down of the original quote - "The meek shall inherit the earth...if they can claim it".
Think it was comedian Eddie Izzard who imagined a "Meek Protest March"...
"What do we want?!"
"Erm...well, you know...I suppose...the Earth might be kinda nice, if you can spare it"
"When do we want it?!"
"Oh, y'know only when no-one else is using it, I wouldn't want to put anybody out..."
2006-08-07 21:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Praise the Lord!
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police
Officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then
Noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer
Then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said
He wasn't.
The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been
Drinking?" "No..." replied Father.
"Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the
Officer. "No it's just water" answered Father.
The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this
Is wine."
Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"
2006-08-08 04:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by lz_baxter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means that all the macho guys will end up killing each other and the peaceloving ones will be the last men standing.
2006-08-08 05:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by FRANS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋