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2006-08-07 21:35:11 · 13 answers · asked by YoungBuck 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. Thank you.
:-)
2006-08-15 05:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lawrence R 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bumper stickers
1. Constipated People Don't Give A ****.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else & Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. Flying Figs Gather No Moss.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My ***.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
2006-08-08 04:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by lz_baxter 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i agree that you can hypnotize a man, but thats just disgusting.
2006-08-15 09:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Narumi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see the photo yet, and after looking at these answers, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!
2006-08-13 20:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh! funny in a sexy-assed kind of way.
don't click your fingers for a while.
2006-08-13 10:26:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha.
now I'm off to buy a trampoline....
2006-08-14 17:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by Sylvie M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can teach you... i have hypnotized man in my pocket.. my boyfriend!
2006-08-08 05:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by [ rapunzel ] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks but you said man not woman i want to hypnotize a woman but i'll look anyway.
2006-08-15 12:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by maddietheodd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I don't care what anybody says, that was funny!
2006-08-14 21:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Tom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It worked on my hubby and she didn't even have to move. Ha,Ha!
2006-08-08 04:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
disgusting
2006-08-08 04:41:03 · answer #11 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋