how do you do the missionary position?

Answer 1

You go to a church and they send you to some other country

Answer 2

The missionary position is a common human sex position also used by bonobos and armadillos.[citation needed] 100% of married females surveyed by Alfred Kinsey in Sexual Behavior in the Human Female reported using this position most often, and 9% reported using it exclusively.

In the missionary position:

The woman lies on her back, with her legs spread either flat (horizontally on the same surface as her back), drawn up toward her chest, or wrapped around the man. She can wrap both or just one leg around him, and on four different levels: resting on the back of his upper shins, around his thighs, around his buttocks/back or over his shoulders. Generally, the higher she lifts her legs, the deeper the penetration.
The man lies on his stomach on top of the woman, with head and feet aligned, his legs between her legs, and his groin at the same level as hers to facilitate penetration.
It is said that the name "missionary position" arose because this sex position was supposed to have been taught by Christian missionaries as the only "proper" sex position. The term is believed to have originated sometime between 1945 and 1965. Another possible explanation is that the term was coined by indigenous people when they first saw missionaries having sex in this position, unusual amongst them.

Answer 3

Lay flat on your back and don't move. Pretend you're a mound of dirty laundry. Don't make a sound and definitely don't act like you have any experience or you enjoy it.

Answer 4

face to face in other words women on the bottom man on top or the other way around

Answer 5

Very carefully!

Answer 6

you have to do it in a church hahahahah

Answer 7

IF YOU DON'T KNOW, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASKING.
YOU SOUND RETARDED