GUY: miss, let me bite your boobs. GIRL: NO WAY! GUY: i'll give you $5000. GIRL: well.. oook.. GUY: (*grope* *grope* *lick* *suck*) GIRL: why didn't you bite my breasts? GUY: i don't have $5000...
2006-08-07 21:26:56 · 5 answers · asked by c3dr1c 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! i'm saving that one. lol
2006-08-07 21:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Valentine's day pick up lines!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
My Love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.
Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten
up.
2006-08-07 21:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by lz_baxter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lmao
2006-08-07 21:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by $$$$ I NO U NV ME $$$$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha rofl*
2006-08-07 21:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaaha lol
2006-08-07 21:38:15 · answer #5 · answered by W0Ah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋