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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

2006-08-07 21:21:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

Yes, blondes have more FUN!

There's this blonde, redhead, and brunette who have been trapped on an island for many years. One day they come across this old lamp and one of them decides to rub it.

Poof! Out pops a genie who will grant them three wishes.

They figure since there's three of them they'll each get one wish.

So, the brunette went first and said, "I miss my family, I want to go home."

"Done," said the genie.

The redhead goes next and says, "I'm hot, tired, and bored, I want to go home."

"Done," said the genie.

Now it's the blonde's turn. She says, "I wish my friends were back here!"

2006-08-08 14:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0 0

Typical

2006-08-08 04:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0 1

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2006-08-08 04:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by $$$$ I NO U NV ME $$$$ 2 · 0 1

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