How many _________ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Question

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Answer 1

How many LIBERALS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Well, first we have to spend 34 billion dollars to do a study on whether the light bulb releases any green house gases, then we'll see if gays would be offended if the bulb was changed, then we'd have to create a social program to teach tenth-time juvenile offenders how to change light bulbs, then we have to empower disenfranchised minorities to make them feel a part of changing the light bulb, then we'll swing by the white house to see a overweight intern for a quickie, then we'll swing by the abortion clinic to see what's cookin, then we'll decide which country will get the contract to supply us with the replacement light bulb, even though a dozen light bulb companies are within a block of the burnt out one, then we'll hire illegal "guest workers" to come and prepare the site for bulb replacement, at union scale, then we'll have a parade to celebrate the great accomplishment of bulb replacement. President Lib will throw the switch...it didn't work.

Answer 2

How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.

A' : One: to award a billion dollar sole-source contract with
Halliburton to replace it.

A'': thirty-eight: One to say that no one could have foreseen the bulb's
burning out, one to spin stories for newspapers that the President's
bulb-changing program is working well, and thirty-five to go out on talk
shows to accuse the Democrats of being weak on light, and one to deny
rumors that it's still dark in there.

A''': sixty: thirty to bribe staffers to write letters telling everyone
how wonderful it is to sit in the dark, and thirty more to bribe
newspaper editors to publish those letters.

A'''': The Administration will defend its policy of warrant-less
surveillance of all Americans suspected of supporting foreign terrorist
bulbs entering this country.

Answer 3

methodists

A: Undetermined.
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved -- you can be a lightbulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. A church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday, August 19. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Answer 4

How many Chad I's http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AkoPzCksZuFfRLtmlivTSGHzy6IX?show=4315e858e54c595e8766f384ced4f6b3aa
does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, he holds the lightbulb, and the whole world revolves around him.

Answer 5

Mormon Women 7
1 for opening prayer
1 to bring refreshments
1 to welcome visitors
1 to teach a lesson on how to change lightbulbs
1 to relate a spiritual story about changing lightbulbs
1 to say closing prayer
and one to actually change the lightbulb

Answer 6

Blonds

Answer 7

Paraniod geeks name Jim

Answer 8

UCLA students
Just one, he stands on a chair, holds the bulb, and lets the world revolve around him lol ♥

Answer 9

How many CALIFORNIANS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, Californians screw in hottubs.

Answer 10

How many FLIES does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 - One male and one female! (Unless their homosexual / bisexual!)