I got an 86 chevy impala with 22's..
Xzibit ain't touching my sh!t..I ain't down like that.
Would you please pimp my "ride"?
I'mm let you ride on it, nuh i mean ride IN it...
2006-08-07 20:47:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hot damn ain't y'all some pissed off mean asses...
2006-08-07 21:18:19 · update #1
I got u daddy...park in my garage and I'll hook u up!
2006-08-08 04:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by His 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Mikey goes for a horsie ride!
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't
Find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom
Door.
To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his
Mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not
Wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continued to do what
They were doing.
After a couple of minutes, Mikey asked, "Daddy, can I climb on
Top and have a horsey ride?"
The dad thinks for a second, "Of course son, we're a family."
After a couple more minutes his mother starts moaning and
Writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad!" cries Mikey, "This is where me and the mailman
Usually fall off!"
2006-08-08 04:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by lz_baxter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you type like you talk? And why do you talk like you haven't got a brain in your head? Learn proper english!
Oh, and I could easily pimp your ride...... pair of fluffy die, few air fresheners, bit of bling around the rear view mirror, bit of fur around the steering wheel. Voila! It looks a new car......
2006-08-08 04:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pimp this! Ok thats more effective in person, dam. Well, 2 points anyway.
2006-08-08 04:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one sick S_ _ !!!! How can you write filth like this? It definitely shows you have no character or morals. Grow up and have some self respect for everyone, including yourself. By the way, thanks for thte 2 points.
2006-08-08 03:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... 2 points
2006-08-08 12:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by pseudonym 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
Do you speak English?
2006-08-08 03:55:26 · answer #7 · answered by Kari M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure try hard.
I'll give you that.
2006-08-08 03:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thank you
2006-08-08 03:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by neverhadaname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay hmmm...nevermind
2006-08-08 03:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋