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When they get inside Mohammed starts screaming about the evil of drinking and all of this sh*t, and then he rips open his jacket and detonates the bomb strapped to his chest.

When the paramedics arrived there was nothing left but a pile of rubble and the bodies of Jesus, Mohammed, the bartender, and the other customers.

Three days later, Jesus walks into O'Sullivan's Bar?

That was his favorite watering hole.

2006-08-07 20:42:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Well MAFIA MAN!

Your tirade shows how righteous you are. Do you remember when James and John wanted to set fire to the unbelieving city. Christ praised them for their ignorant rage, didn't he?

2006-08-08 02:00:27 · update #1

7 answers

People really need to lighten up. I think Jesus would even find this joke funny! I sure did. Get a sense of humor people! Nice joke.

2006-08-07 21:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 6 0

It aint funny Dip S*** u stupid Fu**** moron ,that aint a joke .I will give it a -10 out of 10 .You should never make fun of Gods .In the premier of THE Da vinci Code i set out the fire alarm by burning a magazine in the toilet as a result the whole show got cancelled all because of me and i am very proud of it .So i am saying FUC* you and the people who think your Fu**** joke is funny .*****

2006-08-08 07:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0 1

wow they rebuilt o'sullivan's bar quicky! It was a pile of rubble 3 days ago!! wowwwwww talk about miracles!!!!! lol

2006-08-08 04:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very bad we should not make jokes of gods and prophets

2006-08-08 04:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Riya 4 · 0 0

shut up that ain't funny and is not a joke

2006-08-08 03:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

eh

2006-08-08 03:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 0 0

that's scary..:)

2006-08-08 03:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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