A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the little girl asked, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to come home from work." the mother answered.
"C'mon lady, they're hookers!" retorted the cab driver.
After a stunned silence, the daughter asked, "Mommy, do hookers have children?"
"Of course," the mother replied,
"where do you think cabbies come from?"
2006-08-07 19:52:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i liked it
and hanifrng...if you think that is long then you are one lazy mother fuc ker pssht this is one of the shortest yet, funniest jokes i've read and you are a dumba s s sorry ugh ♥
2006-08-07 20:07:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I agree thoroughly. i'm a sahm and the only one I surely have encountered that would not have self belief I artwork is my husband. I surely have continually had a activity had a outstanding profession and he needed me to stay dwelling house while we had young infants. i in my view hate it and picture i'm a greater perfect mom if I artwork outdoors of the dwelling house yet I dotn' discredit what I do do at dwelling house. Washing dishes. working errands, doing laundry, getting a three twelve months previous to take a sleep, dropping her sister off at pre-ok and identifying on her up, cleansing, vaccuuming, and to no longer point out potty coaching. Oh and shall we no longer forget the make useful dinner is waiting while he gets dwelling house and make useful it extremely is despite the fact that it extremely is he might have had to consume w/o him telling me what that could desire to be lol. i prefer to scream everytime my hubby says to me, so what did you do at present? i'm like in case you do no longer close up and leave me on my own i'm extremely going to injury you. that's between the justifications I surely have been interest looking and we are divorcing. i'm so tired of getting to "account" to him what precisely I did all day and characteristic him say I make each and all of the money why does this or this value this. I wish you the final of success. You dont' could even dignify that kind of reaction with an answer. in case you do prefer to respond to declare soemthing like " It could be intense high quality to be far flung from the concerns of the day at a activity on an identical time as somebody else handles your toddler. I purely wish I had in basic terms one interest to do and then in basic terms preserve homework and tub and mattress possibly dinner."
2016-11-04 02:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one!
2006-08-07 20:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-07 20:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, lmao
2006-08-07 20:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
coooooolllddddd
2006-08-07 20:22:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long
2006-08-07 19:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by hanifrng 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-08 13:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. thanks for the joke..:) cheers^^
2006-08-07 20:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:))))=))))))
2006-08-07 20:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋