A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon
they were working in the garden together. As the
wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband
said "Hey, honey you are getting fat. Your butt
is getting huge. "I bet it is as big as the gas
grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point,
got a yard stick, measured the grill & then
measured his wife's butt. "Yep, he said, "Just
what I thought, just about the same size." The
wife got very incensed and decided to let him do
the gardening alone.
She went inside & didn't speak to her husband the
rest of the day. That evening when they went to
bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and
said, "How about it honey? How about a little
lovemaking?" The wife rolled over & turned her
back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asked. To which she
replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up
this big *** grill for one little weenie, do
you?"
2006-08-07 19:51:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one. 8
2006-08-07 21:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Its really Insane, How come the croony wife got married to a man with a little tiny weenie frankfurter below his stomach!! Its really oh!! Maybe the husband wants the butt of his wife more big to create more spaces in their love making. Juz like mixing a bowl of salad with a teaspoon! (got what i mean)..nye nye nye nye nyeee!
2006-08-07 20:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry to break it to you, yet that heart fee is a lot too quickly. you're homosexual. besides the undeniable fact that, i'm no longer a professional analyst, so i'd be incorrect. you could favor to get a 2d opinion from a wellbeing care professional or equivalent.
2016-11-23 15:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by roza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoooooooooo!!! what a burn! whooooooooo!!! good one!!! kinda adultish though, make sure little kids don;t see it, and if they do, just tell em, they were gonna have a barbecue but cancelled it, that'll leave thinking for a while, then they'll be like ohhhhhh, ewwwww, hahahaahah, hmmmmmm, uhhhhhhh, what?, i give it a ten!
2006-08-07 20:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by Cindy Lindy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Excellent!
2006-08-07 20:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i heard this one too but it's definitely funny ♥
2006-08-07 20:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already heard it
2006-08-07 19:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A niner.
2006-08-08 19:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It is funny. I've heard it before. LOL.
2006-08-08 13:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... her butt is as big as a BBQ grill?!?!
2006-08-07 20:05:41 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋